just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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