it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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