in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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