I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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