is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I fill condoms, not promises.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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