I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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