At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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