actually, I'm a sock model
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I need a burrito and a hug.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Will exercising make me less horny?
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