All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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