You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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