no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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