Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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