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• (407): View more from Florida

  I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad

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