Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
They took my balls.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!