Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake