Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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