Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I forget how to act sober
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