I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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