Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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