doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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