I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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