belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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