it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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