You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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