Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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