i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
