Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i out mim tonsoeep
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