i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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