in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
