all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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