Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You work out of a Hotel?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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