Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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