I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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