Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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