okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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