North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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