were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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