im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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