I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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