i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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