found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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