if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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