Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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