His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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