im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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