Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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