idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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