I didn't shave. On purpose
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.