He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude