I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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