no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
