I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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