she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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