i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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