I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
