I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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