real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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