Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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