Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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