You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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