The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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